V M boring remote job employee

please don't disturb me unless really needed

about me

nerd, electrical computer engineer, computer guy, silicon alchemist, server administrator, unix admin, web master, system operator, IT engineer, Quantum Uncertainty Mediator, linux engineer, systems administrator, cyber-gravedigger, network administrator, systems analyst, network architect, communications specialist, systems architect, datacenter engineer, Chief Jenga Officer, hosting manager, healthcare systems engineer, grid operator, sentient algorithm nanny, compliance engineer, subnet sovereign, virtual systems engineer, virtual hosting manager, dark fiber necromancer, government compliance engineer, ethernet lassoist, virtual cloud engineer, software defined networking engineer, software defined storage engineer, software designed systems architect, Intergalactic Latency Consultant, containerized application engineer, Void Architect, legacy code archaeologist, cybersecurity engineer, post-human YAML liaison, cloud administrator, cloud architect, private cloud specialist, public cloud specialists, syntax exorcist, cloud migration engineer, security analyst, security researcher, ViPNet packet tracer, federal cloud system expert, privacy compliance engineer, cloud optimization engineer, customer data custodian, technological Heat Death enthusiast, Kubernetes cluster operator, Site Reliability Engineer, AI systems specialist, packet whisperer, Lord Protector of the Printer Spooler, Grand Vizier of the Firewall, unpaid therapist for the wifi router

  • Focus: tomfoolery
  • Stack: kinetic troubleshooting, manual packet delivery, turning it off and on again, OTP guessing
  • Location: 127.0.0.1